Hi,
First of all let me introduce myself – my name is Mark and I live in London with my wife and work as an accountant – yawn yawn
I have been playing poker recreationally for about 5 years but have only really started to learn the game and take it a bit more seriously in the last 12-18months. I used to play the $11 9 mans at FT but have now moved onto the $10 45 mans and the $6 45’s on PS as I find these to be a lot more profitable.
Why I am starting this blog – well every other fecker has got one so I thought I may as well join in!
No – primarily I am hoping that having this blog (and maybe even some day someone reading it) will help me with my goals and be a good record to myself to (hopefully) see my self progressing to the ultimate dream of being able to play poker professionally one day.
As I say I currently play the 45 mans on both PS and FT – have only just started on PS recently and with the addition of Table Ninja it is much easier to get the games fired up etc. I think the FT games are more profitable mainly because they are non-turbos but I imagine that based on hourly rate there cant be much between them – when I’ve played 1000’s of each I will have a fairer assessment.
I currently 8 table and am looking to build this up to 12 in the coming months and then fine tune my game to maximise my ROI – I am a winning player on both sites but only with the smallest of sample sizes so only time will tell really.
Anyway if anyone out there has held on and read all this then thanks – hopefully with your support I can move up the ranks!
Here is a little joke to finish off with....
Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash
your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them
around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and
says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen
very, very closely......
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
Cheers,
Mark.
FT – jimmyjanes
PS - jimmyjanes1
